HANUMAN CHALISA

Hanuman Chalisa: In Hindi with meaning: Jai Hanuman Gnan Gun Sagar

हनुमान चालीसा

Hanuman Chalisa

श्रीगुरु चरण् सरोजरज, निजमनमुकुर सुधार ।

बरणौ रघुबर बिमल यश, जो दायक फलचार ॥

Shrii-Guru Carann Saroja-Raja, Nija-Mana-Mukura Sudhaara |

Barannau Raghu-Bara Bimala Yasha, Jo Daayaka Phala-Caara ||

Meaning:

With the Dust of the Lotus Feet of Sri Gurudeva, I Clean the Mirror of my Mind.

I Narrate the Sacred Glory of Sri Raghubar (Sri Rama Chandra), who Bestows the Four Fruits of Life (Dharma, Artha, Kama and Moksha).

बुद्धिहीन तनु जानिके, सुमिरौं पवन कुमार ।

बल बुद्धिविद्या देहु मोहिं, हरहु कलेश विकार ॥

Military no longer a right choice today

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/defence/military-no-longer-a-right-choice-today-ex-army-chief-ved-prakash-malik/articleshow/55252149.cms

 Military no longer a right choice today: Ex-Army chief Ved Prakash Malik

By PTI | Updated: Nov 04, 2016, 11.08 PM IST

"By taking away its pride, status and making career unattractive, the military is no longer a right choice today, which I believe is neither good for military nor for the nation."

CANACONA: Amid the ongoing debate over the implementation of One Rank One Pension (OROP), former Chief of Army Staff Gen Ved Prakash Malik, said militaryis "no longer a right choice" today.

"Throughout my service, I have always believed that the man behind the gun is more important. We have to look after the man behind the gun. There has been a static erosion of soldiers' status within the government and in society also," Malik said during a plenary session at the "India Ideas Conclave" which kicked off here today.

ADVANCING AGE AT 45 - महत्वपूर्ण है।

*45 वर्ष से अधिक उम्र वाले इस सन्देश को सावधानी पूर्वक पढ़ें, क्योंकि यह उनके आने वाले जीवन के लिए अत्यन्त ही महत्वपूर्ण है।*👏👏👏

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 *सुखमय वृद्धावस्था के लिए*
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

*1* 🏠 *अपने स्वयं के स्थायी स्थान पर रहें ताकि स्वतंत्र जीवन जीने का आनंद ले सकें!*

*2*💵 *अपना बैंक बेलेंस और भौतिक संपत्ति अपने पास रखें! अति प्रेम में पड़कर किसी के नाम करने की ना सोचें।*

INCOME TAX - EXEMPTIONS

Income Tax 2016-17 (A.Year 2017-18) Rate, Exemptions, Deductions and Rebate for Salaried Employees under Section 10, Section 24, Section 89(1), Chapter VIA, and Section 87A

Income Tax Rate 2016-17

TAXABLEINCOME RANGERATE OF INCOME TAXUp to RS.2,50,000NILRs.2,50,001 to Rs.5,00,00010% of the amount by which the income exceeds Rs.2,50,000Rs.5,00,001 to Rs.10,00,000Rs.25,000 plus 20% of the amount by which the income exceeds Rs.5,00,000Above Rs.10,00,001Rs.1,25,000 plus 30% of the amount by which the income exceeds Rs.10,00,000Education Cess

3% on Total Income Tax Payble

SOUTH DELHI - HILARIOUS ACCOUNT

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  regards

Brig Narinder Dhand,
http://signals-parivaar.blogspot.in

On Oct 18, 2016 10:55 PM, "GOPAL MALIK" <gopalmalik@yahoo.com> wrote:

A hilarious account of life in South Delhi - by a retired IAS officer.

South Delhi is where most of Delhi's multi millionaires live and where the least amount of Income Tax is collected. Its residents, therefore, are naturally in a mood to celebrate all the time by throwing dinner parties with all these tax savings. Now, I don't get invited very often because I'm an ardent Kejriwal supporter and – let's face it – millionaires consider him a pustule on the backside of history. But my wife is more politically correct and better connected through her Facebook account so I do manage to slink into a dinner or two occasionally. I have found the experience fascinating.

AVTAAR - DARWIN

"Mom, I am a genetic scientist. I am working in the US on the evolution of man. Theory of evolution, Charles Darwin, have you heard of him? " Vasu asked. 

His Mother sat down next to him and smiled, "I know about Darwin, Vasu.

"But Have you heard of Dashavatar? The ten avatars of Vishnu?" Vasu replied in no.

"Then let me tell you what you and Mr. Darwin don't know.

Listen carefully- The first avatar was the Matsya avatar, it means the fish. That is because life began in the water. Is that not right?" Vasu began to listen with a little more attention.

"Then came the Kurma Avatar, which means the tortoise, because life moved from the water to the land. The amphibian. So the Tortoise denoted the evolution from sea to land.

Third was the Varaha, the wild boar, which meant the wild animals with not much intellect, you call them the Dinosaurs, correct? " Vasu nodded wide eyed.

THREE PIECES OF ADVICE

"3 Pieces of Advice vs 20 Years of Salary"

A very poor newly wedded, young couple lived in a small farm. One day the husband made the following proposal to his wife:
- Honey, I will leave the house: I will travel faraway, get a job and work hard in order to come back and give you the comfortable life that you deserve. I do not know how long I will stay away, I only ask one thing, please wait for me, and while I am away, you should be faithful to me, because I will be faithful to you.
So the young man left. He walked many days until he found a farmer who was in need of someone to help him. The young man offered his services. He was accepted. Therefore he discussed the terms with his boss:

WE NEED TO - AWSOME PEOPLE 1940-70

We, the people born between 1940-1960...are the blessed ones...
We are the awesome people... Our life is a living proof..........

👉We were never treated like  a pack of animals to carry our books to school.

👉While playing and riding bicycle, we never bothered to wear helmets.

👉After school time we played until its dusk but never watched t-world (TV) by locking up ourselves in a room.

👉We played only with our real friends, not with NET friends.
      
👉 If we ever felt thirsty, we used to drink tap water but never searched for bottled water.
          
👉We never got ill even after sharing the same juice with four friends.
          
👉We never put on weight even after eating plate full of sweets and rice everyday.
            
👉Nothing happened to our feet even after roaming bare foot.

👉We never used any health supplements to keep ourselves healthy.
            
👉We used to create our own toys and play with them.
            
👉Our parents were not rich, they never ran behind money and wealth. They just searched for and gave only love.. not any worldly material.
            
👉We never had cellphones, DVDs, Play stations, XBoxes, video games, Personal computers, internet, chat but we had many real friends.

👉We used to visit our friend's home uncalled and enjoyed food with them. We never had to call them and ask their permission to visit their home.
          
👉Relatives were near to us so our hearts and souls were happy. Hence we never required any insurance policy.
          

1947 to 2016 INDIA - CHANGES

 1947 to 2016 - how our lives changed in all these years…

UNDERSTANDING BUREAUCRACY

*Understanding KB Lal and Bureaucracy*

_by Alex Thomas -

Please bear with a *brick-by-brick account of how the Army was walled in leading to this explosive reaction, with the spark lit by a political promise by a PM-designate in 2014*.

Post 1971 war, the nation was euphoric. Our countrymen were lauding the Indian Armed Forces for a spectacular victory that had *changed the geography of the sub-continent*. The nation was savouring the victory and *more than 97,368 prisoners* were in our Prisoners of War Camps. It was the *second largest surrender* in the Military History; second only to the surrender of Gen Von Paulus, German 6th Army at Stalingrad in the Second
World War. The Armed Forces were feted everywhere for its courage and people were convinced that it was one instrument that would never let the country down.

IM RIGHT

There were two houses standing next to each other. In one of them resided a very unhappy family. The spouses yelled at each other, they fought and quarreled all the time. The other was a place of happiness and calm.

During one of the fights a wife asked her husband:

"Did you ever hear them quarrel or yell over at that house? No!

So, go there and see what they do to avoid it!"

The husband stood at the window of his neighbors and watched. There they were busy doing their own thing. The wife was in the kitchen cooking, and the man sat at the table writing. The phone rang, and the man jumped up and headed to the hallway to get it.

On his way he bumped into a vase, it fell and broke. He got down to his knees and started picking up the pieces. The wife ran into the room from the kitchen. She also kneeled down and started helping her husband to pick them up.

The man said to his wife:

WOMEN - A WIFE

DISCUSS :-Subject: WIFE

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

SNAKE THAT ATE ITSELF

The snake that ate itself The snake's bite, and its poison help the snake to do what it does best, kill. Snakes are cold blooded creatures. That means the environment controls their body temperature and hence their existence and behaviour. When they are out in the sun, snakes get heated up, and they cool off by getting out of the sun

ACCIDENTAL DEATH OF A POLICY HOLDER

DEATH OF A POLICY HOLDER - ACCIDENTAL

"Death of Policyholder patient due to Malaria after Mosquito Bite is an accidental death and hence Insurance Company is liable to pay the sum assured."

In an interesting Case of National Insurance Co. Ltd. V/s Mosumi Bhattacharjee, (R.P. No.1270/2016), a question came before the National Commission to decide whether 

death of a Policy holder due to Malaria after a mosquito bite can be termed as accidental Death ?

Facts in short.

HURDLES

This post is bit long, It's important, please bear with me

This post is real, personal, nothing hidden, no hearsay.

PM has been harping on E Governance as if it is an Aladdin Ka Chirag, it is just a tool, if the handler is Indian bureaucrat, this tool becomes completely redundant; I don't go crazy hearing the rhetoric, I only believe in action.

PM proposes and bureaucrats dispose of. Whatever promises, speeches our leaders give, their implementation gets stonewalled with Government machinery that is moth eaten; unless our bureaucrats change, nothing will change.

FAUJI DAUGHTER

I AM THE DAUGHTER OF AN ARMY OFFICER

https://medium.com/@meeraramesh/i-am-the-daughter-of-an-army-officer-93321193f274#.22wonxxa9

     I am the daughter of an Army Officer. I was born privileged and I am aware of it. Yes, I grew up in safe cantonments, amidst greenery and civility. As a child I had access to beautiful swimming pools and large lawns. I had access to tennis courts and skating rings. I could go to fantastic libraries and attend wonderful socials. In short, I had a childhood that people only dream of. Every two or three years, we would move to a new city and I made new friends. I was encouraged to take part in sports and extra-curricular activities. I was always surrounded by children of my age and most neighbors had very amicable pets. As a family, we had access to ‘canteens’ and military hospitals. For vacations, we would go trekking to remote corners of the country because of the privilege my father’s profession offered us. When children of my age were playing hide and seek, my sister and I were exploring activities like tank riding and rifle shooting; paragliding and horse riding. While they watched series on TV, we would be out on the ground watching the Army Day parade.

BHIM APP

What is BHIM App ?

 : BHIM Application/ BHIM app Full Form is a Bharat Interface money, its used for send or transfer money without going to bank. Through this UPI payment Solutions, Money can be received digitally through biometric scanners without card swiping in pos machines.

BHIM UPI App Download : Prime Minister Narendra Modi Released Aadhaar Based Payment Mobile App Called BHIM App. BHIM App is Bharat Interface for Money, it a re branded version of UPI (Unified Payment Interface) and USSD (Unstructured Supplementary Service Data). PM Launched BHMI aadhar Payment App Today on December 30th, 2016 at digi dhan Mela Event in tatikonda Stadium in New Delhi. PM Narendra Modi Announced Lucky Grahak Yojana Scheme Winners list in the Event. People can download BHIM Mobile App from Google Playstore.